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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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