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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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