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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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