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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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