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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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