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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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