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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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