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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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