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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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