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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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