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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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