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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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