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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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