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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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