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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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