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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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