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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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