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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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