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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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