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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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