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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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