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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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