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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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