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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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