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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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