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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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