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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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