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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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