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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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