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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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