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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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