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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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