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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Poppy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bear 🐻
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
a turkey 🦃
a crocodile 🐊
a lion 🦁
a cheetah 😺
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