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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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