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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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