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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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