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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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