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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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