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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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