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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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