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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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