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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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