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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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