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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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