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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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