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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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