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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Trotsky
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a crocodile 🐊
a cow 🐮
a warthog 🐗
a bull 🐮
a lynx 😺
a lion 🦁
a wild boar 🐗
a hippo 🦛
a cheetah 😺
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