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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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