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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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