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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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