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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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