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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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