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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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