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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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