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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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