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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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