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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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