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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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