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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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