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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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