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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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