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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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